B-Morehead

Red seems to be the defining color of love. It is the color we think of when we picture Valentine’s Day – like roses, lips and hearts. But really, those who love red are not usually the lovey-dovey type. People who love red are actually the sex deviants – absolute tigers in the sack. People who love red get turned on easily and when they do, watch out! It is going to be a wild ride. Imagine two hot red lovers getting together, whoa!

So what about the other colors? What do they mean when it comes to love and sex?

Brown: If your favorite color is brown, you’re the romantic. You feed off the actual feeling of love and need to express to your partner that you love them. The brown sex is a slow passionate sex and they always look after their partner. So if you have a brown, keep them! They will always cherish you and treat you well (and your sexual parts very well).

Yellow: Yellows are a different breed from the browns or the reds. Yellows are usually the innocent ones. The bedroom is their personal space and they would never share it with a stranger. However, a yellow usually will not turn down the opportunity to be with someone they care about or enjoy being with, whether they are together or not.

Pink: Oh pinkies, how everyone loves you. They are the sly, oozing-of-sex type of people. You big flirt – you just can’t stay with one person. Be careful ladies, if you’re dating a guy who rocks a lot of pink in his wardrobe, he might come home with a lipstick stain on his collar and it will not be your shade.

Purple: Everyone loves a sexy business type. Whether you’re a woman or a man, a suit is hot. And oh, how you purples take the business approach in the sack. It is totally cool to rock a suit before you get down and dirty, but purples do not like the messy sex. You keep it clean and professional. If you’re a purple try a hot and sweaty sex session just one time – you might like it!

Blue: Your love is just like a blues song. You are cuddle bunnies and like rabbits, you love to make love. You do not just go for the gold, you enjoy the love that goes into your love-making. This is a sweet quality. Keep it – you will make someone feel very special. Not to mention someone oh-so-satisfied with your experimental tendencies.

Green: Greens, you and the yellows have so much in common. You would never sleep with someone you did not truly care about. You’re the ones that hold out on sex for months before allowing someone inside your pants. Keep it like that, you are a rare breed to find.

Orange: Are tangerines and oranges the same? Not in this sense. You oranges are wild, wild, wild! Having sex with you is just as wild as having sex with a porn star. Your fantasies are out of this world and you really need to be with another orange or a red. That would be a hot combination.

Black: Dominatrix defines the black lovers. You have a wicked idea of sex. You get as dirty, as mean and as wild as it possibly gets. You might have fun with an orange or a red, but to really reach the sexual heights you desire, you need another black. No one else will amount to the adventures you seek.

On Valentines Day, ask your partner their favorite color and see what you can explore with them. Have fun and use protection. Remember, Valentine’s Day is not only about love but also about letting loose on a sexy holiday.

December Edition

“Santa Baby” may be a cute and sexy holiday song, but it makes Christmas sound like it’s all about getting expensive gifts from your man. Make the holidays a fun and sexy time for you and your partner by experimenting with items you most likely already have in your house. Plus, finding ways to conserve money won’t leave you broke at the end of the holiday season and it will bring you and your lover closer together.

So let’s talk about the seductive things you can do with your lover at home, cost free. The holidays can be the sexiest time of the year with just a few things from your kitchen: powered sugar, honey or whipped cream. I am not saying that you will not have a mess to clean up, but I promise the fun will be worth every second of scrubbing. If you want, you can even clean naked for an even hotter experience.

Seduce your partner into baking a pie with you. Sprinkle the powdered sugar on your creation and toss a little in their face with a sexy grin. That’ll let them know it’s game time. Use the powdered sugar creatively and seductively by putting it on their neck, nipples or any other places you dare. Then, drive your partner wild while licking it off.

If you’re looking for a cute gift to catch your companion’s attention, I know the creative value of this next gift will surely impress your mate. Buy a little bowl from the craft section in Walmart, which should run you about $3, a couple of marbles, and four silver fish that are 17 cents each and then one big gold fish for $2-$3.

Put them all together in this bowl and write a cute note that says, “Of all the fish in the sea, you stood out the most.” This will make your lover feel like a million bucks, even though you only spent $7 on the whole thing!

Another cheap way to celebrate this holiday is to give the gift of a romantic and sexy evening. Start off by cooking up your lover’s favorite dish. Decorate with flowers or candles and dress in something sexy for your beau.

Next, lead them upstairs for a hot bath, this is one of the sexiest things you can surprise your lover with. Not to mention it’s hot, steamy and smells great. Scent is an automatic turn-on, especially if you add in some bubble bath soap.

Ladies, if you can afford to spend a few bucks, turn yourself into a present. That’s right, you guessed it – literally wrap yourself. You will need a friend to help you out with this one. Get some wrapping paper and bows and have him unwrap you. It’s a sexy yet fun thing to do for your man. Really blow his mind by having on some serious lingerie. He will be so excited to unwrap this sexy present.

Most importantly, make each other feel like the best present you could ever have for Christmas, regardless of material things. Spend some serious down time with your lover other the holidays — especially in the bedroom on those cold winter nights.

By Brandi Morehead / Sex Columnist

First dates – we all know the protocol. There are some things that just aren’t appropriate to talk about. If you don’t have too many beverages and make a conscious effort to steer clear of hot button issues, then you may save yourself some embarrassment.

Over break, some of my friends were telling me about a couple of dates they went on and it seems like the perfect time for me to make it clear what you absolutely should not talk about on a first date.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is not cute to brag about how much money you make or things you own. No matter how much you think this will increase your chances of getting laid, money is not the best way to get somebody to like you for you.

Telling a person you just met how much you earn is a major turn off and has no relevance. Also, do not talk about how little you make, either. (In guy lingo, that’s like admitting you are a gold digger.)

Do not bore him with your life story. If a guy is out on a date with you, it is because he is interested in who you are now. I promise he could really care less about your high school cheerleading competition days or your old swim team days. Trust me, this is a mistake I myself have made. Talk about something cool you have going on right now.
Another part of your past you should leave out is the stories from the good old partying stage. Guys that are actually interested in you want to respect you, just as you should strive to be respectable.

Telling a guy how many times you passed out or how many people you’ve slept with is a one way ticket to Singlesville. Ladies, the more secrets you keep on the first date, the better!

He also does not need a play by play of your work day. He might be interested in what you do, but not the intricacies of your workplace relationships and struggles. Trust me, he doesn’t care that much.

By the time you are talking about how many e-mails you sent that day, he pictured your nipples in at least five different shapes and sizes. He is still a guy, honey!

Health problems really should be saved for after you are dating somebody. Although he may like you and even possibly like you a lot, telling him about yeast infections or how you get headaches every single day may turn him off.

Remember giving out such personal information when you barely know him may make him only picture the wrong things about you when he sees you.

Last but certainly not least, do not talk about your ex (or other guys you are dating)! It might seem obvious but too many of us make this first date faux pas over and over again.

If you are dating a few guys at the same time, that’s fine, just keep it casual and not serious until you find the one you really like. But do not let any of them know you are seeing other people. That is just not good dating manners.

To recap: Keep conversations light and flowing, no personal stuff on the first date and leave a lot to his imagination. Also, don’t put out too soon either!